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Klingon Fairy Tales 
25th-Nov-2006 10:41 am
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I just thought I would post something I got in my e-mail from one of the Klingon listserves I am in. I thought it was funny, and this seemed like a good time to post in here to get some action going....it has seemed to have died in here.... sooooo without further ado here is Klingon Fariy Tales


Klingon Fairy Tales.

BY MIKE RICHARDSON-BRYAN

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"Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears"

"Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others"

"There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It"

"The Three Little Pigs Build an Improvised Explosive Device and Deal With That Damned Wolf Once and for All"

"Jack and the Giant Settle Their Differences With Flaming Knives"

"Old Mother Hubbard, Lacking the Means to Support Herself With Honor, Sets Her Disruptor on Self-Destruct and Waits for the Inevitable"

"Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious"

"Little Red Riding Hood Strays Into the Neutral Zone and Is Never Heard From Again, Although There Are Rumors ... Awful, Awful Rumors"

"Hansel and Gretel Offend Vlad the Impaler"

Or Uncle's favorite....

"The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates"
Comments 
25th-Nov-2006 06:01 pm (UTC)
I needed a good chuckle! Thanks for sharing!
26th-Nov-2006 02:50 am (UTC)
LOL! Those are great. I'm going to have to post them in my journal now. Thanks!
29th-Dec-2008 01:33 am (UTC)
lol love it!!! I'm going to post it on my Journal...Mary had a little lamb, it was delicious! ha ha I love it!!!
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