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30th-Dec-2008 01:52 am - Thought these were cool...
I stumbled apon these and I thought they were cool...Here are some Klingon sayings...maybe most of you know them...but I'm still going to post it...I think the writtings is so beautiful......

3rd-Dec-2006 04:42 pm - Wanted Wooden Bat'leth
kuvee, bdsm, wiccan
Does anyone know of a vendor or person who makes wooden bat'leths? I am just want to be a bit more safe with learning to handle this weapon without lopping off my foot or arm first.
25th-Nov-2006 10:41 am - Klingon Fairy Tales

I just thought I would post something I got in my e-mail from one of the Klingon listserves I am in. I thought it was funny, and this seemed like a good time to post in here to get some action going....it has seemed to have died in here.... sooooo without further ado here is Klingon Fariy Tales

Klingon Fairy Tales.


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"Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears"

"Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others"

"There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It"

"The Three Little Pigs Build an Improvised Explosive Device and Deal With That Damned Wolf Once and for All"

"Jack and the Giant Settle Their Differences With Flaming Knives"

"Old Mother Hubbard, Lacking the Means to Support Herself With Honor, Sets Her Disruptor on Self-Destruct and Waits for the Inevitable"

"Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious"

"Little Red Riding Hood Strays Into the Neutral Zone and Is Never Heard From Again, Although There Are Rumors ... Awful, Awful Rumors"

"Hansel and Gretel Offend Vlad the Impaler"

Or Uncle's favorite....

"The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates"
4th-Jun-2006 08:44 pm(no subject)
Anyone know where i might be able to find a metal m'k leth?  Ive seen a couple crappy, wrongly scaled versions on ebay and once or twice ones in the correct dimentions.....
3rd-Jun-2006 12:16 pm - Conventions
Does anyone know of any good con's coming up on the South Eastern US?

Vulkon used to be a fairly decent one, but now it has gone to pot....and Klingon Feast has no stars or dealers.

Heck, Vulkon is the only one I know of that does Star Trek cons in Florida.... It sux0rz
31st-May-2006 10:22 am - Hello
Wait, this isn't the drooling admirers of Worf?

*grins and waves*
25th-May-2006 08:25 pm - Klingon Blade Seized in U.K.
War Bunny
Officer with Klingon Blade

Crime Editor

THIS five-foot martial arts sword capable of beheading a man was recovered by shocked cops in a house raid.

The terrifying Batleth weapon is identical to one wielded by Klingon aliens in the Star Trek sci-fi films.

Officers seized the three-handled sword — which has huge pointed blades at either end — at a home in Gloucester.

It was shown yesterday at the start of a five-week national knife amnesty. Cops hope 30,000 blades will be handed in, with owners free from prosecution.

Local Insp Mac McGarry wielded the sword, which he said had been sharpened to kill.

He said: “It is a particularly nasty weapon which could easily take someone’s head off.”

Home Office Minister Vernon Coaker launched the amnesty in St John’s Wood, North West London. He said: “We are determined to get the scourge of knife crime off our streets.”

But Victims of Crime campaigner Norman Brennan, a serving cop, branded the initiative a “futile PR stunt”.

He said: “It is likely to be supported by the law-abiding public and not those who carry knives for criminal activity.

“Knife crime will only get worse if we don’t introduce a five-year mandatory sentence for anyone carrying a knife.”

THE Queen’s grocer Fortnum & Mason was fined £2,000 by Horseferry Road Magistrates in London for selling a knife to a child under 16.
22nd-May-2006 09:19 pm - A Word
Jeri Ryan
I have a Klingon vocabulary question. What is the verb for "to bet" or "to gamble"? That is what my last names means and I want, nay, NEED to know. I looked in my Klingon dictionary, and every website I could find but I haven't found what it is. I would love to figure this out (and from a reliable source) because I am seriously considering it as a tattoo lol. Probably something I would "seriously consider" for the rest of my natural life, but maybe someday I would work up the nerve ^^ Any help would be greatly appreciated!
20th-May-2006 05:51 pm - Klingon Discussion: Honor
Ok everyone... Klingon fans and those who are not!

to get this community started I say we set up a discussion
having to do with Klingons and Honor!

If you ever watch the klingons on the shows, they are
all about honor.... everything they do is about being honorable

for instance.... Martok says at Worf's wedding to Dax
'What is the use in having honor... if you have no one to share it with?'

Post what you think and your comments on Klingons and honor!

Mike Winger
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